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[friendzied]

[ julez, jfc. why she lets the survivors talk to her like this, she'll never know. probably because it reminds her she's a person or something who can say ]

Oh yeah, totally. Caters to our every whim and want. You should see the buffet. And the salon? My god.

I'd have to invite you for you to join in, wouldn't I?

[shitheads]

[ Steve can totally bring out the humanity in her right? It's his specialty! ]

Yeah ok asshole, you know what I mean. That spider freak in the sky and in the ground wants our suffering, not yours. Or am I wrong?

I'm a great date, if you gave me a chance.

[friendzied]

Let's just say it doesn't believe in positive reinforcement. We're not exactly willing participants either.

1. Gross.
2. I have a boyfriend.

[shitheads]

Wait really? What's it do to you guys?

I was being sarcastic. I'd rather date Frank.

[ That's a lie, he hates Frank the most out of pretty much all killers, save for maybe Ghostface. But he really was being sarcastic. ]

[friendzied]

Listen, just

You see those killers that are all fucked up? Like Nurse and Trapper?

I'm just saying if it looks like they've been warped and mangled and tortured, solid chance that's because they have.

joey tags incoming at some point hehe, work is crazy this week!

[shitheads]

Holy shit, that's what makes them like that? Thought they were born freaks. So you might end up like that one day?

[ Is that...empathy? For a killer? ]

i will wait forever 4 u

[friendzied]

Doing my best to make sure we don't. If you think I suck now, I can guarantee you I'd be a million times worse if things went that way.

i hope you meant that hehe

[shitheads]

Maybe I don't think you suck so much now. Maybe I get it... a little.

ofc!! i love yr boys

[friendzied]

That's okay, you'll remember I suck next time we're in a trial. Honestly I don't really care if you 'get it' or not, it doesn't change anything.

[shitheads]

It changes things for me, not that I'll let you slice and dice me all the time. But hey, maybe I'll hold back on the pallet slams.

[friendzied]

[ that feels like steve trying to extend a bit of an olive branch — an olive twig, maybe — and the good thing to do would be to acknowledge it, appreciate the bit of understanding and lack of spite on his part. ]

Whatever you wanna do, Harrington. I'm not gonna complain about less pallets, but I'm not planning to ease up on you guys anytime soon either.

[shitheads]

Not asking ya to. Maybe just don't harrass my friends outside of trials, ok Jules?

[friendzied]

That's cute, Harrington. Especially the part where you call me 'Jules' like we're friends.

If someone's being "harassed" by me, maybe they should think about what they did to catch my attention.

[shitheads]

C'mon you can call me Steve, or maybe even Stevie boy if you're extra nice?

[ That's a joke. ]

Kinda feels like you're looking for reasons sometimes. I used to be sorta like that.

[friendzied]

[ yeah, she's not gonna do that. ]

Really. And why does it look like that exactly?

[ do you know how much happier she would be never thinking about survivors outside trials ]

[shitheads]

Cuz you started a war taking my hairspray.

[friendzied]

That wasn't me looking for a reason, I didn't think you'd totally lose your shit over a tin of hairspray.

[shitheads]

I'll let it go this time

[friendzied]

[ how's he gonna feel when he finds out she stole his sweater ]

How magnanimous of you.

capping it here but please have julie tell steve about the sweater at some point LMAO

[shitheads]

[ Oh he's going to kill Eddie if he finds out. And Julie. But with him feeling like he no longer wants to talk to her and only sorta knowing what magnanimous means, he leaves her on read. ]