So he's a little pudgy... we've all seen how you look at him in the elf costume. Didn't seem to bother you then.
You want my hat and to make out with me? Laurie, it's ok to admit you have a crush on me. I get it, a lot of people here do. But I ain't trying to help with your weird Steve fetish.
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whatever i'm not ashamed to say it
jeez i thought you were a virgin and i was trying to extend some charity
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You want my hat and to make out with me? Laurie, it's ok to admit you have a crush on me. I get it, a lot of people here do. But I ain't trying to help with your weird Steve fetish.