then get on your fucking a-game already, jesus christ. [ No. He doesn't want Ashley to get involved again. Fuck off. ]
aw thats not it? youre over wheeler cuc— [ cucking you for byers is the rest of that. He stops typing, accidentally hits send with his thumb. Christ, a truce is hard. ]
then whats the big fucking deal? meg thomas turn you down? feng min call you pog? [ HE. DOES NOT KNOW. WHAT POG MEANS. ] whatever it is, fix it.
Alright, alright, Jesus, Hargrove I'm fuckin on it. Gimme a god damn break. [ He straight up wants to run the killer right into Billy but this goddamned truce. ]
Hey. Asshat. You're getting real close to me beating the shit out of you again, Ash or no Ash.
Why you so obsessed with my love life? Trying to get every little detail and shit? Here I'll help, no it wasn't Feng calling me a pogger [ is that a slur? can he say that? ] or Meg turning me down.
I was into a killer for awhile and things went sour, it was on my mind last match. There? Satisfied? Got your fix of my life for the day?
[ that's probably the coolest way Steve can describe getting rejected... it's still not that cool ]
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sure i want to know whats got steve harrington acting like a fucking dumbass. sue me.
[ "Oh" on two accounts. One, maybe Feng Min did say pogger and it is a slur. Huh. Two, you've got to be fucking kidding him. There's only a few options really. And Susie is the most human. But there's Amanda if she's not hideous under the pig mask. Spirit if you're a little freaky. Plague is kinda hot besides the vomit. Artist is kinda hot too except for how she'll probably pluck out your eyes mid fuck. But really... You've got to be kidding him if it's — ]
did victor cock block you? or maybe you just dont got enough game for charlotte. maybe try hag?
Maybe after we catch up we can paint each other's nails and braid our hair together too.
[ Why is Steve entertaining this conversation? Truth be told, it's been weird around camp, and Robin's not around right now, a deluge of trials for whatever reason is what the entity thinks she needs. Steve can't talk to Quentin either, not about this. Nancy and Jonathan? Can't bother them, they're always off together, hardly talk to him these days. And now Billy's asking about it? And the floodgates really want to open.]
You're really projecting a lot of what you think is hot on to me, aren't you? No dude, try cuter. And I don't mean baby Victor cute.
My type? Well, we got our pick of the litter here, don't we? What if I told you it was the Huntress.
[ Pshhh, in Steve's dreams. ]
Who said Frank's in the picture? Maybe it is the legion, if it ain't Anna. But Julie? You suspect me of falling for a taken woman? Really, Billy, I'm fuckin appalled.
dream on, man. youre not half the man huntress is looking for.
jesus. yeah sure. forgot youre such an upstanding citizen. youre kidding though right? [ Because they are slowly coming around to — ding, ding, ding ] would have thought you liked um with teased up curls. i guess wheeler used to keep hers lank. you like pink that bad?
[ Blue is sexy. Billy likes flashy, but only dudes who need to overcompensate buy flashy red cars. ]
maybe she needs a guy who can grow facial hair. sorry man
[ Who wouldn't? It's a shame the Huntress shoved her hatched between his eyes when he was backed into a corner and tried chatting her up. Maybe next time. ]
aint that good for you so youre not moping about her making googly eyes at smith?
billy just left steve on read for awhile, totally in character hehehe
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[ No. He doesn't want Ashley to get involved again. Fuck off. ]
aw thats not it? youre over wheeler cuc—
[ cucking you for byers is the rest of that. He stops typing, accidentally hits send with his thumb. Christ, a truce is hard. ]
then whats the big fucking deal? meg thomas turn you down? feng min call you pog?
[ HE. DOES NOT KNOW. WHAT POG MEANS. ]
whatever it is, fix it.
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[ He straight up wants to run the killer right into Billy but this goddamned truce. ]
Hey. Asshat. You're getting real close to me beating the shit out of you again, Ash or no Ash.
Why you so obsessed with my love life? Trying to get every little detail and shit? Here I'll help, no it wasn't Feng calling me a pogger [ is that a slur? can he say that? ] or Meg turning me down.
I was into a killer for awhile and things went sour, it was on my mind last match. There? Satisfied? Got your fix of my life for the day?
[ that's probably the coolest way Steve can describe getting rejected... it's still not that cool ]
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sure i want to know whats got steve harrington acting like a fucking dumbass. sue me.
[ "Oh" on two accounts. One, maybe Feng Min did say pogger and it is a slur. Huh. Two, you've got to be fucking kidding him. There's only a few options really. And Susie is the most human. But there's Amanda if she's not hideous under the pig mask. Spirit if you're a little freaky. Plague is kinda hot besides the vomit. Artist is kinda hot too except for how she'll probably pluck out your eyes mid fuck. But really... You've got to be kidding him if it's — ]
did victor cock block you? or maybe you just dont got enough game for charlotte. maybe try hag?
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[ Why is Steve entertaining this conversation? Truth be told, it's been weird around camp, and Robin's not around right now, a deluge of trials for whatever reason is what the entity thinks she needs. Steve can't talk to Quentin either, not about this. Nancy and Jonathan? Can't bother them, they're always off together, hardly talk to him these days. And now Billy's asking about it? And the floodgates really want to open.]
You're really projecting a lot of what you think is hot on to me, aren't you? No dude, try cuter. And I don't mean baby Victor cute.
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you do that plenty to yourself.
jesus give me a break i'm trying to figure out your type
i only got wheeler to go off of [ HAHAHA.
But for real, if it's Susie, Billy's going to roll his eyes out of his head. ]
didnt know julie was your type. you share her with frank?
or do you go in the middle?
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My type? Well, we got our pick of the litter here, don't we? What if I told you it was the Huntress.
[ Pshhh, in Steve's dreams. ]
Who said Frank's in the picture? Maybe it is the legion, if it ain't Anna. But Julie? You suspect me of falling for a taken woman? Really, Billy, I'm fuckin appalled.
[ Yeah prepare to roll your eyes. ]
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dream on, man. youre not half the man huntress is looking for.
jesus. yeah sure. forgot youre such an upstanding citizen.
youre kidding though right?
[ Because they are slowly coming around to — ding, ding, ding ]
would have thought you liked um with teased up curls. i guess wheeler used to keep hers lank.
you like pink that bad?
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Yeah? And just what kind of man is a woman like The Huntress looking for anyway?
[ Steve would, like in a heartbeat, spend the night with her. Like no doubt in the slightest. ]
I did like Pink that bad. But now I'm trying to shack it up with the Huntress, might even go to her place later.
[ Time to deflect, Steve! ]
this was marked as read fdaoifjaof SMH@ME
maybe she needs a guy who can grow facial hair.
sorry man
[ Who wouldn't? It's a shame the Huntress shoved her hatched between his eyes when he was backed into a corner and tried chatting her up. Maybe next time. ]
aint that good for you
so youre not moping about her making googly eyes at smith?
billy just left steve on read for awhile, totally in character hehehe
Do you have facial hair? I thought that was just shit on your upper lip. There's no way you hooked up with her, she'd kick your shit in.
[ Well, at least they can agree on that. Steve's no stranger to trying to flirt his way out of death. Especially with her. ]
I was. Last trial was a fluke, I'm over them. She can make all the googly eyes she wants, my eyes are focused on the prize.
[ Or at least. He's on the way to being over them. ]
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i dont know man. maybe you should ask huntress about our night together
she's a whole lot of woman.
[ And he's just bullshitting, but hey, his facial hair is coming in. ]
let me know when you manage to grow something on your face, boss.
karen liked it plenty.
but jesus, good for you. what will
[ Wait. ]
you're over 'them'?