Oh I know art, ever heard of the Bee Gees? That's art, asshole.
[ Why the hell does it always go like this? ]
No. It's a threat, why in the hell would I hit on you, you're a dude.
[ Wait fuck, Robin would not like that if she were here right now. ]
Not like that there's anything wrong with that, like a dude hitting on a dude or whatever. Not my cup of tea, I don't drink tea, but like you know you do you and all that.
I just want your bat, why'd you make it all weird, jeez.
Wait a second, you're a musician? What do you play, the recorder... badly?
[ Man Steve is so good at insults and also totally straight
Wow David, must be an ally or something. That's cool, he doesn't seem like the type from looking at him, all he cares about is being oiled up and looking ripped and sad while shirtless. He'd fit in fine in the 80s.]
Yeah I mean David is cool, look I didn't mean it that way. I'm not some asshat bigot who cares about that shit, there's more important crap in the world to worry about than who's kissing who. That's middle school shit.
[ Ok shit when you put it like that it sounds like flirting but he's not flirting!!! Get Flirt nerfed idiot]
Maybe I'm just trying to butter you up so you give me that bat, you didn't even hear what I want it for.
You can't be so stupid that you didn't know that until just now.
[ He thinks Steve is pretty stupid, for the record. But it would have to be willful stupidity to be that clueless. ... Wouldn't it? ]
OK. Whatever you say, Steven.
You're not doing that good of a job so far if I'm being perfectly honest. I mean, you don't seem to know the first thing about me. Where's the butter in that? I don't even feel like asking what you're doing at this point. That's how sad the current situation is.
[ The issue is that his ego will feed itself with or without Steve's help. ]
You think you're so clever, don't you?
And still the king of the playground, too. Is that how it was back home? People gave in because they couldn't stand you pestering them anymore? Tsk.
Sorry that I have to be the one to introduce you to how reality works, but I can't just let you borrow my toys without at least a proper reason as to why I should. It wouldn't hurt to say please either.
Usually people weren't such hardasses about it, I don't even usually get to this stage, but I guess someone's immune to my charming personality, and insanely good looks.
Need it for something, it's a noble cause, I promise. Here, I'll even throw in a pretty please? Does that sweeten the deal?
A little, but I think you're still holding out on me. What's so special about this noble cause of yours? I bet you're not the only one that thinks they have one.
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I don't think even you appreciate how nice it is, but maybe I could show nice and personal style, how's that sound, Trixie?
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What is that supposed to be, a pick up line? ㅋㅋㅋ
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[ Why the hell does it always go like this? ]
No. It's a threat, why in the hell would I hit on you, you're a dude.
[ Wait fuck, Robin would not like that if she were here right now. ]
Not like that there's anything wrong with that, like a dude hitting on a dude or whatever. Not my cup of tea, I don't drink tea, but like you know you do you and all that.
I just want your bat, why'd you make it all weird, jeez.
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[ Probably because Steve makes it far too easy. ]
Wow. Were you waiting for June to be over to get all your real feelings out? Better not let David hear you talk like that.
[ Love wouldn't be winning if that happened. ]
You're the one giving me nicknames and bringing up getting personal all of a sudden. I'm getting mixed messages here, you know?
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[ Man Steve is so good at insults
and also totally straightWow David, must be an ally or something. That's cool, he doesn't seem like the type from looking at him, all he cares about is being oiled up and looking ripped and sad while shirtless. He'd fit in fine in the 80s.]
Yeah I mean David is cool, look I didn't mean it that way. I'm not some asshat bigot who cares about that shit, there's more important crap in the world to worry about than who's kissing who. That's middle school shit.
[ Ok shit when you put it like that it sounds like flirting but he's not flirting!!!
Get Flirt nerfed idiot]Maybe I'm just trying to butter you up so you give me that bat, you didn't even hear what I want it for.
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[ He thinks Steve is pretty stupid, for the record. But it would have to be willful stupidity to be that clueless. ... Wouldn't it? ]
OK. Whatever you say, Steven.
You're not doing that good of a job so far if I'm being perfectly honest. I mean, you don't seem to know the first thing about me. Where's the butter in that? I don't even feel like asking what you're doing at this point. That's how sad the current situation is.
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I'll have you know, I'm pretty stupid, yeah. No brains, all hair. That's me, Steve Hairington :)
[ gottem. ]
All I'm doing is asking to borrow the bat, you gonna let me or just keep running your mouth until you eventually cave and let me do it anyway?
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You think you're so clever, don't you?
And still the king of the playground, too. Is that how it was back home? People gave in because they couldn't stand you pestering them anymore? Tsk.
Sorry that I have to be the one to introduce you to how reality works, but I can't just let you borrow my toys without at least a proper reason as to why I should. It wouldn't hurt to say please either.
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Yeah.
Usually people weren't such hardasses about it, I don't even usually get to this stage, but I guess someone's immune to my charming personality, and insanely good looks.
Need it for something, it's a noble cause, I promise. Here, I'll even throw in a pretty please? Does that sweeten the deal?
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"Yeah." ㅋㅋ
A little, but I think you're still holding out on me. What's so special about this noble cause of yours? I bet you're not the only one that thinks they have one.