[ Steve's just not gonna comment on Peter's tastes, even though yeah, most of the time they're pretty good songs. ]
Well, hell, you had me at pancakes. But uhh, is Groot ok? That like... doesn't sound good, I know he regrows but like. Ouch, man. Can it... he? feel it?
honestly i'm not 100% on how the little dude functions but i think the emphasis on "AM" in the "I AM GROOT" when it happened means it hurt like a son of a b word yeah but he's fine he's just not having any now tiny man's dramatic like that
like up in the sky but past the sky like outside of it, im smart dont worry aBOUT IT
No yeah, my bad, he. I meant him. Please don't tell Robin I said that...
b word? You gonna censor the word bitch? We're in Space right, there's no rules here, we can say whatever we want!
But damn, I didn't know he could eat in the first place. Guess I don't know shit about the guy, huh? I'd ask him to tell me about himself, but that doesn't work so good.
worrying about robin finding out instead of HIM finding out is double rude as hell you know that right
dude there is literally a kid on the ship what if he starts saying i am bitch you think i wanna be responsible for that gamora'd beat my ass till it bled i do NOT want to experience that
well he's supposed to eat plant shit too like the sun but that's on low supply most of the time so yeah the guy's gotta chomp a cake or two once in a while just hang out with him invite him to chill or whatever you'll learn stuff about him in no time
I mean I'm just getting to know you guys, Robin is my best friend I'm way more worried about offended her than some tree thing.
Wait shit fuck, don't tell Robin OR Groot that I said tree thing...
But yeah ok whatever man I'll try not to cuss around the... sapling. For his sake, not getting your ass beat is on you, not me. Maybe I'll ask him to hang out, he know how to play basketball?
wow wow wow WOOOOOOOOW HEY now as a fellow sufferer of foot in mouth disease i've been very patient with you young man but you are PUSHING it do not make me use an emoji on you
well stop saying it wise guy and then i won't have to!
THANK you i'm a little upset you don't care about the wellbeing of my ass but i'll take what i can get here uh no??? maybe?? i'm not sure his little arms are strong enough to hold a ball
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Star Lord took steve and his bat to go fight aliens lets gooooooo
At least it's a good song.
[ Annnndddd he's belting the song out now through tired ass yawns. ]
lez gooooooo
since i know you didn't mean it
it's early cuz it's time to Come And Get Your Breakfast bro
if you smell burning wood btw don't worry about it
groot tried to help with the pancakes
upside down more like... outside up? idk...
Well, hell, you had me at pancakes. But uhh, is Groot ok? That like... doesn't sound good, I know he regrows but like. Ouch, man. Can it... he? feel it?
kind of??? 🤔
dude
don't call him an it
that's rude as hell
honestly i'm not 100% on how the little dude functions
but i think the emphasis on "AM" in the "I AM GROOT" when it happened means it hurt like a son of a b word yeah
but he's fine
he's just not having any now
tiny man's dramatic like that
like up in the sky but past the sky like outside of it, im smart dont worry aBOUT IT
No yeah, my bad, he. I meant him. Please don't tell Robin I said that...
b word? You gonna censor the word bitch? We're in Space right, there's no rules here, we can say whatever we want!
But damn, I didn't know he could eat in the first place. Guess I don't know shit about the guy, huh? I'd ask him to tell me about himself, but that doesn't work so good.
mm..
worrying about robin finding out
instead of HIM finding out
is double rude as hell
you know that right
dude there is literally a kid on the ship
what if he starts saying i am bitch
you think i wanna be responsible for that
gamora'd beat my ass till it bled
i do NOT want to experience that
well he's supposed to eat plant shit too
like
the sun
but that's on low supply most of the time
so yeah the guy's gotta chomp a cake or two once in a while
just hang out with him
invite him to chill or whatever you'll learn stuff about him in no time
contemplation huh? mm..
Wait shit fuck, don't tell Robin OR Groot that I said tree thing...
But yeah ok whatever man I'll try not to cuss around the... sapling. For his sake, not getting your ass beat is on you, not me. Maybe I'll ask him to hang out, he know how to play basketball?
MMmm...
HEY now
as a fellow sufferer of foot in mouth disease
i've been very patient with you young man
but you are PUSHING it
do not make me use an emoji on you
well stop saying it wise guy and then i won't have to!
THANK you
i'm a little upset you don't care about the wellbeing of my ass but i'll take what i can get here
uh
no???
maybe??
i'm not sure his little arms are strong enough to hold a ball