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[shitheads]

Wait why the hell would she? She knows I'm in love with Cheryl, right?

[ There's no way he's going to take that well without some explanation... He's outgrown calling people queer for being weird, but twink will still hit his ear as an insult every time. ]

[hachimakis]

Everyone and their mother knows that you're in love with Cheryl, Steve.

I guess I should clarify that she called your ass borderline twunk, but that it's still very much a twink ass.

[shitheads]

[ Wait, it's that obvious? And here Steve thought he was being low-key... Wait no actually he really can't go more than five seconds without talking about Cheryl, he just loves her so much. But he won't dignify that with a response! ]

Like...in a nice way? My ass looks fantastic, you seen it in my Scoops uniform? Only redeemable quality about that shit. Kate better have meant it like that.

[hachimakis]

Uh. I guess it's in a nice way?

Having a twink ass usually means you bottom, so you get a d

[ she presses enter a little too quickly... ]

A D. In a test.

[shitheads]

Well that's nothing to me I guess, if we're being honest.

[ He's talking about getting Ds on a test, but the reply is a little fast too.]

[hachimakis]

Oh? What about a D in the B?

[shitheads]

[ She mean a D turning into a B? That happened once, thanks to the camp's resident Nancy. What a lifesaver, back then. And now, come to think of it. ]

Yeah love those, can't get enough of them.

[ Why's she even asking that, who wouldn't wa-....

WAIT FUCK.]

Wait a sec, dillhole, I know what you're doing. I ain't into guys, so try your luck elsewhere.

[hachimakis]

[ if he's not TOTALLY a twink, then maybe he's a switch? wow. whoda thought. ]

Oh, really? But assholes are tight. I thought you'd like them.