[ in all honesty, Yui thinks Dwight is pretty cute. just that he's kind of a pussy, but he also works really hard so he gets a pass. sometimes. most of the time, he ends up being the main victim of Yui's playful bullyingβ playful is being used lightly here.
then again, it's so much fun riling Steve up for no reason at all. ]
Why don't you have time for this? Not sure you can back up your claims? Pretty sure Dwight has at least lost his virginity, you know.
[ she's actually not sure at all if he has. the question of the ass possibly being hers throws her off-guard though, and she's Offended. ]
I think I know what my ass looks like, plus - I have a tattoo. So, yeah. Def not mine. Not Kate's either, I asked.
[ Well keep riling him up then. Nothing will happen...but like yeah do it, Yui see what happens. (again, nothing will happen. Except some sass, because let's face it, Steve is straight up a sass master.) ]
Ok Yui, I've definitely lost my virginity, there's at least two people here that can vouch for that.
[ Well actually that one time at Ormond, Steve got to third base with Cher, but didn't actually finish the deed. Yui doesn't know that though. ]
Really? What tattoo? That lighting might blow out the ink, could still totally be your ass on film.
[ Probably not, but still. He needs to bring her down a peg. Also he has no idea pictures stored digitally aren't on film.]
Why do two people know you've lost your virginity? Did you fuck two people at the same on the Sacred Night that you lost your V-card? Amazing. Didn't know you had it in you, Harrington.
[ she wouldn't let him live it down, if she did know about that. God, she'd have a whole ass field day. ]
Hahahahahahaha oh my god you are such a boomer. You know what? You might be right after all. This could be my ass! /s
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then again, it's so much fun riling Steve up for no reason at all. ]
Why don't you have time for this? Not sure you can back up your claims? Pretty sure Dwight has at least lost his virginity, you know.
[ she's actually not sure at all if he has. the question of the ass possibly being hers throws her off-guard though, and she's Offended. ]
I think I know what my ass looks like, plus - I have a tattoo. So, yeah. Def not mine. Not Kate's either, I asked.
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Ok Yui, I've definitely lost my virginity, there's at least two people here that can vouch for that.
[ Well actually that one time at Ormond, Steve got to third base with Cher, but didn't actually finish the deed. Yui doesn't know that though. ]
Really? What tattoo? That lighting might blow out the ink, could still totally be your ass on film.
[ Probably not, but still. He needs to bring her down a peg. Also he has no idea pictures stored digitally aren't on film.]
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[ she wouldn't let him live it down, if she did know about that. God, she'd have a whole ass field day. ]
Hahahahahahaha oh my god you are such a boomer. You know what? You might be right after all. This could be my ass!
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[ Steve don't get into a diss battle with Yui, you will lose son. ]
The hell's a boomer? It ain't a picture of grass, so probably not, Kimura.