Yeah well that's where you're wrong, bucko. See, the way I see it, our only option is to seek out something cool, right? Why else would you come into possession of the map? Does it have any attachments or is it just the map?
[ Steve's really bored and Cheryl is in a trial so not even like 30 seconds later... ]
Answers, Byers, answers, come on, I need them yesterday!
Damn, you really are new around here. I'll get you caught up, don't worry your pretty little head over it. But, we gotta go about it carefully, shit's magically fragile. Look at it too long, and it starts to fall apart.
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[ also, he's been told explicitly not to leave the campfire by a certain someone who's taken up the mantle as his mother, so there's that. ]
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[ Steve's really bored and Cheryl is in a trial so not even like 30 seconds later... ]
Answers, Byers, answers, come on, I need them yesterday!
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it's just the map. do you know how to read it?
[ excuse the slightest tinge of skepticism. ]
i never get to use this icon
Yeah I know how to read it, asshole.
[ said with love. ]
Damn, you really are new around here. I'll get you caught up, don't worry your pretty little head over it. But, we gotta go about it carefully, shit's magically fragile. Look at it too long, and it starts to fall apart.
[ Unlike Steve. Probably. ]