So he's a little pudgy... we've all seen how you look at him in the elf costume. Didn't seem to bother you then.
You want my hat and to make out with me? Laurie, it's ok to admit you have a crush on me. I get it, a lot of people here do. But I ain't trying to help with your weird Steve fetish.
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lmfao
nea stew is gross
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[ It did, but that's fucked up to say. To anyone but Yoichi, who knows how it happened. ]
If I knew you'd wanted to make out with me this bad, I would've cooked myself into stew. Cuz that's the only way I'm getting inside of you.
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whatever i'm not ashamed to say it
jeez i thought you were a virgin and i was trying to extend some charity
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You want my hat and to make out with me? Laurie, it's ok to admit you have a crush on me. I get it, a lot of people here do. But I ain't trying to help with your weird Steve fetish.