[ this is eating away at her, because on one hand she doesn't want to send this to Steve in the event that it is indeed her ass and on the other... he'd be able to help figure whose it is.
she sends the picture anywayβ it's taken from a ... strange angle. like they took it themselves, standing up? but it's a nice butt. it's a little pale and that's only because somebody forgot to turn off the flash. ]
[ Excuse him, but WHAT IN THE FUCK??? Did she think that DWIGHT of ALL people here has MORE game than STEVE HARRINGTON? Dwight??? Resident coward and overall loser? Fuck, dude. Ouch. ]
What the hell, Yui? Of fucking course I have more game than him, have you even seen him? Nevermind, I don't even have time to get into this right now.
[ Well the picture coming in is certainly a nice distraction. A little blown out from the flash, but no real indication of whose it is. Could be either gender really, too close to tell, and no real hint at the parts behind the cheeks. But even with the flash, the skin tone narrows it down just a little. Definitely not Nancy or Cheryl's butt, that's for sure. But could be Kate's, Meg's, Nea's, David's, or even...Yui's. Probably not saggy enough for Bill's, and like he'd ever take an ass shot, not with that stick that's always up there.]
You sure it's not your own?
[ He's pretty sure it's not, but he wants to mess with her for her transgression earlier. ]
[ in all honesty, Yui thinks Dwight is pretty cute. just that he's kind of a pussy, but he also works really hard so he gets a pass. sometimes. most of the time, he ends up being the main victim of Yui's playful bullyingβ playful is being used lightly here.
then again, it's so much fun riling Steve up for no reason at all. ]
Why don't you have time for this? Not sure you can back up your claims? Pretty sure Dwight has at least lost his virginity, you know.
[ she's actually not sure at all if he has. the question of the ass possibly being hers throws her off-guard though, and she's Offended. ]
I think I know what my ass looks like, plus - I have a tattoo. So, yeah. Def not mine. Not Kate's either, I asked.
[ Well keep riling him up then. Nothing will happen...but like yeah do it, Yui see what happens. (again, nothing will happen. Except some sass, because let's face it, Steve is straight up a sass master.) ]
Ok Yui, I've definitely lost my virginity, there's at least two people here that can vouch for that.
[ Well actually that one time at Ormond, Steve got to third base with Cher, but didn't actually finish the deed. Yui doesn't know that though. ]
Really? What tattoo? That lighting might blow out the ink, could still totally be your ass on film.
[ Probably not, but still. He needs to bring her down a peg. Also he has no idea pictures stored digitally aren't on film.]
Why do two people know you've lost your virginity? Did you fuck two people at the same on the Sacred Night that you lost your V-card? Amazing. Didn't know you had it in you, Harrington.
[ she wouldn't let him live it down, if she did know about that. God, she'd have a whole ass field day. ]
Hahahahahahaha oh my god you are such a boomer. You know what? You might be right after all. This could be my ass! /s
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[ WHY NOT, HE DOESN'T KNOW HER LIFE!! ]
I can help narrow it down, I've seen a few asses around here.
[ Ok just Nancy's and Cheryl's, and they probably didn't take that pic. But the curiosity is all consuming. ]
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[ this is eating away at her, because on one hand she doesn't want to send this to Steve in the event that it is indeed her ass and on the other... he'd be able to help figure whose it is.
she sends the picture anywayβ it's taken from a ... strange angle. like they took it themselves, standing up? but it's a nice butt. it's a little pale and that's only because somebody forgot to turn off the flash. ]
So? Any ideas?
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What the hell, Yui? Of fucking course I have more game than him, have you even seen him? Nevermind, I don't even have time to get into this right now.
[ Well the picture coming in is certainly a nice distraction. A little blown out from the flash, but no real indication of whose it is. Could be either gender really, too close to tell, and no real hint at the parts behind the cheeks. But even with the flash, the skin tone narrows it down just a little. Definitely not Nancy or Cheryl's butt, that's for sure. But could be Kate's, Meg's, Nea's, David's, or even...Yui's. Probably not saggy enough for Bill's, and like he'd ever take an ass shot, not with that stick that's always up there.]
You sure it's not your own?
[ He's pretty sure it's not, but he wants to mess with her for her transgression earlier. ]
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then again, it's so much fun riling Steve up for no reason at all. ]
Why don't you have time for this? Not sure you can back up your claims? Pretty sure Dwight has at least lost his virginity, you know.
[ she's actually not sure at all if he has. the question of the ass possibly being hers throws her off-guard though, and she's Offended. ]
I think I know what my ass looks like, plus - I have a tattoo. So, yeah. Def not mine. Not Kate's either, I asked.
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Ok Yui, I've definitely lost my virginity, there's at least two people here that can vouch for that.
[ Well actually that one time at Ormond, Steve got to third base with Cher, but didn't actually finish the deed. Yui doesn't know that though. ]
Really? What tattoo? That lighting might blow out the ink, could still totally be your ass on film.
[ Probably not, but still. He needs to bring her down a peg. Also he has no idea pictures stored digitally aren't on film.]
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[ she wouldn't let him live it down, if she did know about that. God, she'd have a whole ass field day. ]
Hahahahahahaha oh my god you are such a boomer. You know what? You might be right after all. This could be my ass!
/s
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[ Steve don't get into a diss battle with Yui, you will lose son. ]
The hell's a boomer? It ain't a picture of grass, so probably not, Kimura.