[ continued from here. ]
Wait a second, boobs would make the perfect taco holder. Why choose, when I could eat a taco and motorboat some hoohahs at the same time!?
I was thinking of asking Yui out. Unrelated.
[ It's related. ]
Wait a second, boobs would make the perfect taco holder. Why choose, when I could eat a taco and motorboat some hoohahs at the same time!?
I was thinking of asking Yui out. Unrelated.
[ It's related. ]
Edited 2023-03-05 23:15 (UTC)
I couldn't have guessed.
There's like an entire ocean between them but sure. I think Brazil has a large Japanese population.
Steve you're
not supposed to watch Sadako's tape.
I think the new lady is a technological step or two above VHS tapes but we could probably hijack a player? The place is probably booby trapped but there's only really one way to find out. :)
There's like an entire ocean between them but sure. I think Brazil has a large Japanese population.
Steve you're
not supposed to watch Sadako's tape.
I think the new lady is a technological step or two above VHS tapes but we could probably hijack a player? The place is probably booby trapped but there's only really one way to find out. :)
Oh I know art, ever heard of the Bee Gees? That's art, asshole.
[ Why the hell does it always go like this? ]
No. It's a threat, why in the hell would I hit on you, you're a dude.
[ Wait fuck, Robin would not like that if she were here right now. ]
Not like that there's anything wrong with that, like a dude hitting on a dude or whatever. Not my cup of tea, I don't drink tea, but like you know you do you and all that.
I just want your bat, why'd you make it all weird, jeez.
[ Why the hell does it always go like this? ]
No. It's a threat, why in the hell would I hit on you, you're a dude.
[ Wait fuck, Robin would not like that if she were here right now. ]
Not like that there's anything wrong with that, like a dude hitting on a dude or whatever. Not my cup of tea, I don't drink tea, but like you know you do you and all that.
I just want your bat, why'd you make it all weird, jeez.
Asking the musician if he's heard of other musicians. That's funny.
[ Probably because Steve makes it far too easy. ]
Wow. Were you waiting for June to be over to get all your real feelings out? Better not let David hear you talk like that.
[ Love wouldn't be winning if that happened. ]
You're the one giving me nicknames and bringing up getting personal all of a sudden. I'm getting mixed messages here, you know?
[ Probably because Steve makes it far too easy. ]
Wow. Were you waiting for June to be over to get all your real feelings out? Better not let David hear you talk like that.
[ Love wouldn't be winning if that happened. ]
You're the one giving me nicknames and bringing up getting personal all of a sudden. I'm getting mixed messages here, you know?
Wait a second, you're a musician? What do you play, the recorder... badly?
[ Man Steve is so good at insults and also totally straight
Wow David, must be an ally or something. That's cool, he doesn't seem like the type from looking at him, all he cares about is being oiled up and looking ripped and sad while shirtless. He'd fit in fine in the 80s.]
Yeah I mean David is cool, look I didn't mean it that way. I'm not some asshat bigot who cares about that shit, there's more important crap in the world to worry about than who's kissing who. That's middle school shit.
[ Ok shit when you put it like that it sounds like flirting but he's not flirting!!!Get Flirt nerfed idiot]
Maybe I'm just trying to butter you up so you give me that bat, you didn't even hear what I want it for.
[ Man Steve is so good at insults
Wow David, must be an ally or something. That's cool, he doesn't seem like the type from looking at him, all he cares about is being oiled up and looking ripped and sad while shirtless. He'd fit in fine in the 80s.]
Yeah I mean David is cool, look I didn't mean it that way. I'm not some asshat bigot who cares about that shit, there's more important crap in the world to worry about than who's kissing who. That's middle school shit.
[ Ok shit when you put it like that it sounds like flirting but he's not flirting!!!
Maybe I'm just trying to butter you up so you give me that bat, you didn't even hear what I want it for.
You can't be so stupid that you didn't know that until just now.
[ He thinks Steve is pretty stupid, for the record. But it would have to be willful stupidity to be that clueless. ... Wouldn't it? ]
OK. Whatever you say, Steven.
You're not doing that good of a job so far if I'm being perfectly honest. I mean, you don't seem to know the first thing about me. Where's the butter in that? I don't even feel like asking what you're doing at this point. That's how sad the current situation is.
[ He thinks Steve is pretty stupid, for the record. But it would have to be willful stupidity to be that clueless. ... Wouldn't it? ]
OK. Whatever you say, Steven.
You're not doing that good of a job so far if I'm being perfectly honest. I mean, you don't seem to know the first thing about me. Where's the butter in that? I don't even feel like asking what you're doing at this point. That's how sad the current situation is.
[ Oh he knows, but why feed his ego? ]
I'll have you know, I'm pretty stupid, yeah. No brains, all hair. That's me, Steve Hairington :)
[ gottem. ]
All I'm doing is asking to borrow the bat, you gonna let me or just keep running your mouth until you eventually cave and let me do it anyway?
I'll have you know, I'm pretty stupid, yeah. No brains, all hair. That's me, Steve Hairington :)
[ gottem. ]
All I'm doing is asking to borrow the bat, you gonna let me or just keep running your mouth until you eventually cave and let me do it anyway?
[ The issue is that his ego will feed itself with or without Steve's help. ]
You think you're so clever, don't you?
And still the king of the playground, too. Is that how it was back home? People gave in because they couldn't stand you pestering them anymore? Tsk.
Sorry that I have to be the one to introduce you to how reality works, but I can't just let you borrow my toys without at least a proper reason as to why I should. It wouldn't hurt to say please either.
You think you're so clever, don't you?
And still the king of the playground, too. Is that how it was back home? People gave in because they couldn't stand you pestering them anymore? Tsk.
Sorry that I have to be the one to introduce you to how reality works, but I can't just let you borrow my toys without at least a proper reason as to why I should. It wouldn't hurt to say please either.
what au is this. how do they know each other. i don't know all i know is i'm here
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2023-08-06 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
H A I L
H A I L
WHAT'S!!!
THE MATTER WITH YOUR HEAD
YEAAAH
HAAAAIL
HAIL!!!
WHAT' S
THE MATTER WITH YOUR MIND
AND YOUR SIGN AN
A
OHOH OHH
H A I L
WHAT'S!!!
THE MATTER WITH YOUR HEAD
YEAAAH
HAAAAIL
HAIL!!!
WHAT' S
THE MATTER WITH YOUR MIND
AND YOUR SIGN AN
A
OHOH OHH
Aw jeez, what a way to wake up. Guess I can see How Deep Your Love Is, but this wake up call is a little early, man, hell.
At least it's a good song.
[ Annnndddd he's belting the song out now through tired ass yawns. ]
At least it's a good song.
[ Annnndddd he's belting the song out now through tired ass yawns. ]
i'm choosing to ignore the implication that i sometimes wake you up with bad songs
since i know you didn't mean it
it's early cuz it's time to Come And Get Your Breakfast bro
if you smell burning wood btw don't worry about it
groot tried to help with the pancakes
since i know you didn't mean it
it's early cuz it's time to Come And Get Your Breakfast bro
if you smell burning wood btw don't worry about it
groot tried to help with the pancakes
[ Steve's just not gonna comment on Peter's tastes, even though yeah, most of the time they're pretty good songs. ]
Well, hell, you had me at pancakes. But uhh, is Groot ok? That like... doesn't sound good, I know he regrows but like. Ouch, man. Can it... he? feel it?
Well, hell, you had me at pancakes. But uhh, is Groot ok? That like... doesn't sound good, I know he regrows but like. Ouch, man. Can it... he? feel it?
[ No comment means Peter wins actually. ]
dude
don't call him an it
that's rude as hell
honestly i'm not 100% on how the little dude functions
but i think the emphasis on "AM" in the "I AM GROOT" when it happened means it hurt like a son of a b word yeah
but he's fine
he's just not having any now
tiny man's dramatic like that
dude
don't call him an it
that's rude as hell
honestly i'm not 100% on how the little dude functions
but i think the emphasis on "AM" in the "I AM GROOT" when it happened means it hurt like a son of a b word yeah
but he's fine
he's just not having any now
tiny man's dramatic like that
[ yeah ok sure peter. ]
No yeah, my bad, he. I meant him. Please don't tell Robin I said that...
b word? You gonna censor the word bitch? We're in Space right, there's no rules here, we can say whatever we want!
But damn, I didn't know he could eat in the first place. Guess I don't know shit about the guy, huh? I'd ask him to tell me about himself, but that doesn't work so good.
No yeah, my bad, he. I meant him. Please don't tell Robin I said that...
b word? You gonna censor the word bitch? We're in Space right, there's no rules here, we can say whatever we want!
But damn, I didn't know he could eat in the first place. Guess I don't know shit about the guy, huh? I'd ask him to tell me about himself, but that doesn't work so good.
[ Yeah okay is right, Steven! ]
worrying about robin finding out
instead of HIM finding out
is double rude as hell
you know that right
dude there is literally a kid on the ship
what if he starts saying i am bitch
you think i wanna be responsible for that
gamora'd beat my ass till it bled
i do NOT want to experience that
well he's supposed to eat plant shit too
like
the sun
but that's on low supply most of the time
so yeah the guy's gotta chomp a cake or two once in a while
just hang out with him
invite him to chill or whatever you'll learn stuff about him in no time
worrying about robin finding out
instead of HIM finding out
is double rude as hell
you know that right
dude there is literally a kid on the ship
what if he starts saying i am bitch
you think i wanna be responsible for that
gamora'd beat my ass till it bled
i do NOT want to experience that
well he's supposed to eat plant shit too
like
the sun
but that's on low supply most of the time
so yeah the guy's gotta chomp a cake or two once in a while
just hang out with him
invite him to chill or whatever you'll learn stuff about him in no time
I mean I'm just getting to know you guys, Robin is my best friend I'm way more worried about offended her than some tree thing.
Wait shit fuck, don't tell Robin OR Groot that I said tree thing...
But yeah ok whatever man I'll try not to cuss around the... sapling. For his sake, not getting your ass beat is on you, not me. Maybe I'll ask him to hang out, he know how to play basketball?
Wait shit fuck, don't tell Robin OR Groot that I said tree thing...
But yeah ok whatever man I'll try not to cuss around the... sapling. For his sake, not getting your ass beat is on you, not me. Maybe I'll ask him to hang out, he know how to play basketball?
wow wow wow WOOOOOOOOW
HEY now
as a fellow sufferer of foot in mouth disease
i've been very patient with you young man
but you are PUSHING it
do not make me use an emoji on you
well stop saying it wise guy and then i won't have to!
THANK you
i'm a little upset you don't care about the wellbeing of my ass but i'll take what i can get here
uh
no???
maybe??
i'm not sure his little arms are strong enough to hold a ball
HEY now
as a fellow sufferer of foot in mouth disease
i've been very patient with you young man
but you are PUSHING it
do not make me use an emoji on you
well stop saying it wise guy and then i won't have to!
THANK you
i'm a little upset you don't care about the wellbeing of my ass but i'll take what i can get here
uh
no???
maybe??
i'm not sure his little arms are strong enough to hold a ball
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