[ continued from here. ]
You're being sarcastic, right?
[ oof, he still winces at the mention of Nance dating Jonathan, even at this point he doesn't really have anything against the guy. Oh well, at least his friend has good weed. ]
Oh yeah that dude, I'm surprised Byers ended up friends with that guy, but if he's got shit this good, I know part of the reason. Bring it over, and try to score some chocolate sauce or something too.
You're being sarcastic, right?
[ oof, he still winces at the mention of Nance dating Jonathan, even at this point he doesn't really have anything against the guy. Oh well, at least his friend has good weed. ]
Oh yeah that dude, I'm surprised Byers ended up friends with that guy, but if he's got shit this good, I know part of the reason. Bring it over, and try to score some chocolate sauce or something too.
Edited 2022-08-27 18:26 (UTC)
Yes. Sarcastic, of course.
[ Narrator: he was not, in fact, being sarcastic at all. ]
Yeah, I didn't really know Byers all that well but they both seem like chill dudes.
[ he realizes after the fact that maybe he shouldn't have referred to Jonathan as Wheeler's boyfriend considering how much he was talking up Steve and Nancy getting back together, but it's too late now.
besides, once the first joint is lit up that'll be nothing but a distant memory. ]
Give me ten minutes, I'll be there soon.
[ Narrator: he was not, in fact, being sarcastic at all. ]
Yeah, I didn't really know Byers all that well but they both seem like chill dudes.
[ he realizes after the fact that maybe he shouldn't have referred to Jonathan as Wheeler's boyfriend considering how much he was talking up Steve and Nancy getting back together, but it's too late now.
besides, once the first joint is lit up that'll be nothing but a distant memory. ]
Give me ten minutes, I'll be there soon.
[ continued from here. ]
No man it was just a dare. I wish I could say I was getting something out of this, besides a light axe wound in my shoulder, but things aren't looking so hot. You think it's too late to get something from David for this? I feel like I'm owed.
[ bless Quentin's little heart. ]
They're not feeling too hot, although I'm sure part of that is the adrenaline, because something is sure as shit coursing through my veins, and it's not confidence.
[ Well, the adrenaline actually is dulling the pain and the aches from his wounds and the flan, maybe its starting to work as intended? ]
Quentin, I think it's starting to work...
No man it was just a dare. I wish I could say I was getting something out of this, besides a light axe wound in my shoulder, but things aren't looking so hot. You think it's too late to get something from David for this? I feel like I'm owed.
[ bless Quentin's little heart. ]
They're not feeling too hot, although I'm sure part of that is the adrenaline, because something is sure as shit coursing through my veins, and it's not confidence.
[ Well, the adrenaline actually is dulling the pain and the aches from his wounds and the flan, maybe its starting to work as intended? ]
Quentin, I think it's starting to work...
Edited 2022-08-27 18:25 (UTC)
Why would you take that dare? It had an eyeball on it, Steve. An eyeball. Did you pick the eyeball off? Say yes. Unless it was it fondant? You know that decorative icing? I hope it was fondant. Don't tell me if it wasn't and you didn't pick it off because I'm going to pretend it was now.
Dude.
Is it working a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude.
Is it working a good thing or a bad thing?
steve just exploded this poor boy and steves gotta pick up the pieces now, of quentin and himself
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shitheads
- 2022-10-03 21:56 (UTC) - Expand[ continued from here. ]
It's not the first time someone's tried to kill me Suze, and it probably won't be the last.
[ he's not nervous, she is. ]
Look, you're one of the only ones around here that actually puts any effort into their hair, you think I'm not going to wonder about the criminal teen that would have motive for this?
It's not the first time someone's tried to kill me Suze, and it probably won't be the last.
[ he's not nervous, she is. ]
Look, you're one of the only ones around here that actually puts any effort into their hair, you think I'm not going to wonder about the criminal teen that would have motive for this?
Edited 2022-08-27 18:25 (UTC)
[ Did King Hairington just say she has good hair? While accusing her of stealing hairspray?? Well, it’s a compliment, but it’s also offensive. ]
Thanks, I guess?? I didn’t steal your hairspray though. You’d be better off asking Hargrove. I do know he’s on the constant hunt for some. The first thing he asked me was where he could get some around here. So I’ll take my apology now, Steven.
Thanks, I guess?? I didn’t steal your hairspray though. You’d be better off asking Hargrove. I do know he’s on the constant hunt for some. The first thing he asked me was where he could get some around here. So I’ll take my apology now, Steven.
people always underestimate him, but things ALWAYS come up steeb
shitheads
- 2022-08-30 02:24 (UTC) - Expandlisten, you can’t just use the same lines that you use on billy, gosh
rulerstake
- 2022-08-31 23:50 (UTC) - Expand[ continued from here. ]
Yeah well, I wouldn't recommend this to kids so... Are you going to help or not? Because I'm stuck at Haddonfield, but the Entity decided that none of these bathroom doors should open. And I think things are about to get real bad.
Yeah well, I wouldn't recommend this to kids so... Are you going to help or not? Because I'm stuck at Haddonfield, but the Entity decided that none of these bathroom doors should open. And I think things are about to get real bad.
Edited 2022-08-27 18:25 (UTC)
[ continued from here. ]
For the love of Jesus Christ and all that is holy, please did not tell me that you used my hairspray to light stuff on fire. Do you know how hard it is to get hairspray here?
[ he's so mad you could use him to set stuff on fire, Jules. ]
For the love of Jesus Christ and all that is holy, please did not tell me that you used my hairspray to light stuff on fire. Do you know how hard it is to get hairspray here?
[ he's so mad you could use him to set stuff on fire, Jules. ]
[ excellent ]
What else would I use hairspray for?
What else would I use hairspray for?
joey tags incoming at some point hehe, work is crazy this week!
shitheads
- 2022-09-07 18:43 (UTC) - Expandcapping it here but please have julie tell steve about the sweater at some point LMAO
shitheads
- 2022-09-30 16:15 (UTC) - Expand[ continued from here. ]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this one knows Jake. Sometimes the bird takes me to it's nest, and I think Jake helped build it, since scraps of his jacket line the outer edge. Honestly, talking to birds beats talking to the others sometimes.
[ Quentin's next text earns a pretty wide smirk. ]
That much skin, huh? What's got you in the tanning mood? I mean you're pale ass could use some color, but I didn't take you for the sunbathing type, you know? There's a spot I like to go to, by the pond that gets a decent amount of light if you're interested. Birds galore, if that's not already where you're at.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this one knows Jake. Sometimes the bird takes me to it's nest, and I think Jake helped build it, since scraps of his jacket line the outer edge. Honestly, talking to birds beats talking to the others sometimes.
[ Quentin's next text earns a pretty wide smirk. ]
That much skin, huh? What's got you in the tanning mood? I mean you're pale ass could use some color, but I didn't take you for the sunbathing type, you know? There's a spot I like to go to, by the pond that gets a decent amount of light if you're interested. Birds galore, if that's not already where you're at.
Or it's been picking apart Jake's corpse for nest pieces every time he dies but I'm going to give it the benefit of the doubt because it seems kind enough. Sometimes but I need a little more feedback in my conversations than 'caw'.
[ His pale ass is turning bright red currently. This is the most embarrassing thing that could've happened. ]
That much skin. [ h E LP ] Well, I thought the sun at the saloon was a prime tanning ground and the sand there wouldn't at all be scorching hot on bare feet so I grabbed a speedo and thought I'd just a really good time. All completely voluntary decisions. Yup.
I'm over there, yeah. I'm planning on drowning myself in the pond.
[ His pale ass is turning bright red currently. This is the most embarrassing thing that could've happened. ]
That much skin. [ h E LP ] Well, I thought the sun at the saloon was a prime tanning ground and the sand there wouldn't at all be scorching hot on bare feet so I grabbed a speedo and thought I'd just a really good time. All completely voluntary decisions. Yup.
I'm over there, yeah. I'm planning on drowning myself in the pond.
i have whiplash from this happy thread and the other angry thread lmaooo
shitheads
- 2022-10-13 03:32 (UTC) - Expand[ continued from here. ]
Rules were made to be broke dude, c'mon you're not seriously telling me you think the legion is like pure evil right? I think some of them are being forced to kill without a say. All I'm trying to do is see if Joey is cool, and if I die an incredibly painful death, well... lesson learned and you'll be right.
Rules were made to be broke dude, c'mon you're not seriously telling me you think the legion is like pure evil right? I think some of them are being forced to kill without a say. All I'm trying to do is see if Joey is cool, and if I die an incredibly painful death, well... lesson learned and you'll be right.
Edited 2022-08-27 18:45 (UTC)
Never said I thought any of them were pure evil. I literally went to high school with Legion, man, they're just kids.
[Kind of like you are, Steve!!!!]
But I guess if anyone's gonna get through to 'em.
[Kind of like you are, Steve!!!!]
But I guess if anyone's gonna get through to 'em.
[ Seems like every few months Steve senses a new presence enter through the fog and join their fucked up little camp. A new cog added to the never slowing machine of death and suffering, all at the hands of the Entity. Not that Steve isn't already familiar with ancient eldritch horrors manipulating anything and everything around him.
His previous experience in Hawkins gives him a leg up compared to some of the others, just in terms of being able to handle it all, and he wonders how this next person will fair here. Luckily the entity seems to pick fighters, but that doesn't mean people aren't bewildered and go through the five stages of grief when they learn of their new fate.
He goes to the clearing where they usually arrive and waits from a distance, to give the newbie some space in case they need it. And then they appear, a little while later and a bit further off than he anticipated, he can just barely make out their silhouette from the treeline, and then he sees something that he both so desperately wants to see, and something he wishes he would never see here.
He can just barely make out the "Ahoy" on her hat. ]
Holy shit.
[ Whispered in disbelief, barely a breath to himself. ]
His previous experience in Hawkins gives him a leg up compared to some of the others, just in terms of being able to handle it all, and he wonders how this next person will fair here. Luckily the entity seems to pick fighters, but that doesn't mean people aren't bewildered and go through the five stages of grief when they learn of their new fate.
He goes to the clearing where they usually arrive and waits from a distance, to give the newbie some space in case they need it. And then they appear, a little while later and a bit further off than he anticipated, he can just barely make out their silhouette from the treeline, and then he sees something that he both so desperately wants to see, and something he wishes he would never see here.
He can just barely make out the "Ahoy" on her hat. ]
Holy shit.
[ Whispered in disbelief, barely a breath to himself. ]
Edited 2022-08-28 02:31 (UTC)
[ Mysterious fog, it turns out, is actually pure evil. This is maybe the worst day of Robin Buckley's life so far. She's had some massively embarrassing ones but this takes the cake. The day she got trapped in a Russian base and found out monsters are very much real is not even in one of her top tens because it turns out that was weirdly an okay day that made lifelong bonds and changed her life forever. The best day.
No. Strike today being the worst day. The second worst day of her life is today. The first was when her best friend went missing.
This. Right now. Definitely a contender. To think Steve, Nancy, and Jonathan wouldn't have people looking for them would be foolish. Of course they would. Everyone would look. Even Robin, brand new to the horrors of the universe. Her search was something quite a ways off from the rest of them. Check the old lab, sure. That group she feels like an outsider to keeps checking it. But check the ruins of a mall? That's an idea.
It's foolish. Stupid. Careless. She shouldn't have been doing it alone and ever fiber of her being would usually be screaming at her not to but she did, for some reason, because it called out. In hindsight, maybe she was being mind controlled. At least she's not part of a meat monster. She could blame Dustin for talking her into it if she wanted to pin the blame somewhere.
It was a fruitless search. Government cleared it all. Rock and rubble with no way down. At least until she went to leave. This fog with demented whispers. She doesn't know what the Mind Flayer does but maybe this was it. At least the kids weren't around.
To say she was shaken is an understatement. Walking through woods is disorienting, like being really really high only with an odd sense of perfect clarity. A sinking feeling. Like falling in your dreams. She's staring at the floor when she arrives close enough to everyone. Robin hears a sound and jumps with a loud squeak. Flinching, blinking rapidly through watering eyes. What the hell.
Oh. That's just Steve whispering. ]
Holy shit.
[ Maybe it's the second best day. She points at him, stupidly, mouth agape and eyes as wide as they can go. Then her feet are moving before her brain catches up. Her mouth moving before her brain catches up. If the camp didn't know there was a new arrival, they would now. ] HOLY SHIT- NO, NO! HOLY SHIT! Steve! STEVE! STEVE HARRINGTON!
No. Strike today being the worst day. The second worst day of her life is today. The first was when her best friend went missing.
This. Right now. Definitely a contender. To think Steve, Nancy, and Jonathan wouldn't have people looking for them would be foolish. Of course they would. Everyone would look. Even Robin, brand new to the horrors of the universe. Her search was something quite a ways off from the rest of them. Check the old lab, sure. That group she feels like an outsider to keeps checking it. But check the ruins of a mall? That's an idea.
It's foolish. Stupid. Careless. She shouldn't have been doing it alone and ever fiber of her being would usually be screaming at her not to but she did, for some reason, because it called out. In hindsight, maybe she was being mind controlled. At least she's not part of a meat monster. She could blame Dustin for talking her into it if she wanted to pin the blame somewhere.
It was a fruitless search. Government cleared it all. Rock and rubble with no way down. At least until she went to leave. This fog with demented whispers. She doesn't know what the Mind Flayer does but maybe this was it. At least the kids weren't around.
To say she was shaken is an understatement. Walking through woods is disorienting, like being really really high only with an odd sense of perfect clarity. A sinking feeling. Like falling in your dreams. She's staring at the floor when she arrives close enough to everyone. Robin hears a sound and jumps with a loud squeak. Flinching, blinking rapidly through watering eyes. What the hell.
Oh. That's just Steve whispering. ]
Holy shit.
[ Maybe it's the second best day. She points at him, stupidly, mouth agape and eyes as wide as they can go. Then her feet are moving before her brain catches up. Her mouth moving before her brain catches up. If the camp didn't know there was a new arrival, they would now. ] HOLY SHIT- NO, NO! HOLY SHIT! Steve! STEVE! STEVE HARRINGTON!
omg i love this so much, this is like perfect lore for her. And your voice is so good so far!!
shitheads
- 2022-08-28 15:59 (UTC) - Expandme imploding trying to reign in my praise of your robin, she's so good and you're so good!!!!!!!!
shitheads
- 2022-09-02 01:05 (UTC) - Expandone week later, i wanted to wait for full brain cell function and sleep for this tag hehe <333
shitheads
- 2022-09-12 19:48 (UTC) - ExpandI'm kinda thinking it's better if it's NOT human, you know?
Can you get over here? I'll hose you down.
Can you get over here? I'll hose you down.
Yes, that is definitely the part of this that is the saddest
[ And not at all the part where Eddie was hoping to get Steve to model them for him, nope, not at all. ]
Absolutely it is. I'm trying to figure out how you could have lost them.
[ That's his story and he's sticking to it. ]
[ And not at all the part where Eddie was hoping to get Steve to model them for him, nope, not at all. ]
Absolutely it is. I'm trying to figure out how you could have lost them.
[ That's his story and he's sticking to it. ]
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[ its too late, imagine it, Mikaela. thanks to this sailor, now the clown can be seen at full mast. ]
Right right, god damn it. Why can't I stop picturing this? Are you picturing it too? Please say yes, so I'm not alone in this.
But yeah, you might be on to something, ok I'll put the damn thing on, but how in the hell are we going to scare that dickwad? I mean, the guy cuts off and eats fingers for a living, what do you think is going to make his hair curl? (If he has any hair left to curl.)
[ its too late, imagine it, Mikaela. thanks to this sailor, now the clown can be seen at full mast. ]
Right right, god damn it. Why can't I stop picturing this? Are you picturing it too? Please say yes, so I'm not alone in this.
But yeah, you might be on to something, ok I'll put the damn thing on, but how in the hell are we going to scare that dickwad? I mean, the guy cuts off and eats fingers for a living, what do you think is going to make his hair curl? (If he has any hair left to curl.)
[ noooOOOOO ]
No! I'm not picturing anything! He has that godawful chicken costume, imagine that!
You could charge him? I can't imagine he'd be all that excited to see his own creepy elephant costume running at him. If you think you're not tall enough to make it work I could sit on your shoulders and we could do it together. Maybe he'll think it's coming back for revenge for all the times he DIDN'T WASH IT. God that was so gross.
No! I'm not picturing anything! He has that godawful chicken costume, imagine that!
You could charge him? I can't imagine he'd be all that excited to see his own creepy elephant costume running at him. If you think you're not tall enough to make it work I could sit on your shoulders and we could do it together. Maybe he'll think it's coming back for revenge for all the times he DIDN'T WASH IT. God that was so gross.
if you fuck up one more time in trial truce is off and i'm breaking your face.
what the fuck are you moping about
are you not the fuck over wheeler yet?
what the fuck are you moping about
are you not the fuck over wheeler yet?
Cuz you were so close to winning last time...
Look dickweed, I'm not moping ok I just wasn't on my A-game. Let's just keep the truce going and not deal with Ash again, alright? Shit's embarrassing when he gets involved.
I'm not into Nance and I haven't been since we came into the fog, so nice try, but it ain't her causing me grief.
Look dickweed, I'm not moping ok I just wasn't on my A-game. Let's just keep the truce going and not deal with Ash again, alright? Shit's embarrassing when he gets involved.
I'm not into Nance and I haven't been since we came into the fog, so nice try, but it ain't her causing me grief.
billy just left steve on read for awhile, totally in character hehehe
shitheads
- 2022-10-20 18:14 (UTC) - ExpandYou get a lot of geese in Indiana?
[ he's canadian, he doesn't know. could probably guess, though, considering how close indiana is to ontario. they probably spill over every now and then, he imagines, but he's also never really payed that close attention to the habits of angry birds. ]
Gentle seems generous.
Maybe the don't attack us, but they're pretty good at selling us out.
[ accomplice to murder is still... bad. ]
[ he's canadian, he doesn't know. could probably guess, though, considering how close indiana is to ontario. they probably spill over every now and then, he imagines, but he's also never really payed that close attention to the habits of angry birds. ]
Gentle seems generous.
Maybe the don't attack us, but they're pretty good at selling us out.
[ accomplice to murder is still... bad. ]
Well... I don't know about all that, but Church could definitely stand to spice things up, last time I went I ended up passed the hell out on a pew. Guy next to me had to nudge me awake. Chanting might help.
[ Steve can dig it. ]
Bonfire fire would be cool, maybe get a keg and some s'mores. And some evil music to top it all off.
[ Steve can dig it. ]
Bonfire fire would be cool, maybe get a keg and some s'mores. And some evil music to top it all off.
how much communion wine did you drink??
[ Eddie's only been to church a few times in her life, but she gets the gist. She's read books. She's seen movies. It could be way cooler. ]
you are not allowed to co-opt my ritualistic pagan bonfire and turn it into some kind of jock kegger, steven harrington. i'm putting my foot down.
[ Eddie's only been to church a few times in her life, but she gets the gist. She's read books. She's seen movies. It could be way cooler. ]
you are not allowed to co-opt my ritualistic pagan bonfire and turn it into some kind of jock kegger, steven harrington. i'm putting my foot down.
[ continued from here. ]
You know that's not how my name is phucking spelled? You see how ridiculous that looks? That's what Steven with a PH looks like. I get it, you win. Just don't, ok Meg.
I don't yell like that. [ Why does everyone make fun of his yell? He's being meat hooked, he's not paying attention to how he sounds!!! ] Let's call a truce and cure our boredom? Sound good? Now let's go, Thomas, quick and quiet, in and out job. No one will even notice, cept for us.
You know that's not how my name is phucking spelled? You see how ridiculous that looks? That's what Steven with a PH looks like. I get it, you win. Just don't, ok Meg.
I don't yell like that. [ Why does everyone make fun of his yell? He's being meat hooked, he's not paying attention to how he sounds!!! ] Let's call a truce and cure our boredom? Sound good? Now let's go, Thomas, quick and quiet, in and out job. No one will even notice, cept for us.
Edited 2022-12-17 03:33 (UTC)
Sure thing, phriend :)
I'll record you next time.
Not in a creepy Ghost Face way.
Just so you can hear that that is PRECISELY how you sound.
Hmmmmmm
Ok. Maybe.
What do you want, Harrington?
You merely curious, or do you have an ulterior motive?
I'll record you next time.
Not in a creepy Ghost Face way.
Just so you can hear that that is PRECISELY how you sound.
Hmmmmmm
Ok. Maybe.
What do you want, Harrington?
You merely curious, or do you have an ulterior motive?
hitting ancient tags pls ignore if not interested no hard feelings :)
shitheads
- 2023-02-25 01:58 (UTC) - Expand[ continued from here. ]
I don't know who I trust more out of those two, maybe I'll ask both.
I mean yeah there, everywhere man, but it was loud down there. There's Christmas tressa and presents and stockings down there. AM I TAKING FUCKING CRAZY PILLS??? HOW IS NO ONE ELSE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT. ARE YOU MESSING WITH BYERS BECAUSE IF YOU ARE IM COMING OVER THERE TO BEAT YOUR ASS INTO THE GRASS.
I don't know who I trust more out of those two, maybe I'll ask both.
I mean yeah there, everywhere man, but it was loud down there. There's Christmas tressa and presents and stockings down there. AM I TAKING FUCKING CRAZY PILLS??? HOW IS NO ONE ELSE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT. ARE YOU MESSING WITH BYERS BECAUSE IF YOU ARE IM COMING OVER THERE TO BEAT YOUR ASS INTO THE GRASS.
[ okay, well, obviously Steve is totally and completely losing it. Jonathan's not sure whether he should get Nancy involved, or choose someone more neutral like Billy, like Mikaela or Zarina.
i promise i'm not messing with you. what about quentin? would you believe him?
i promise i'm not messing with you. what about quentin? would you believe him?
[ continued from here. ]
If you think that's a lot just wait till you get hunted down by other killers. There's way the hell worse.
Love to watch top gun, maybe we hold off on the nails... I can do yours though, just don't... hold high hopes for 'em.
Oh that's good... I'll try to stay on your good side in that case.
If you think that's a lot just wait till you get hunted down by other killers. There's way the hell worse.
Love to watch top gun, maybe we hold off on the nails... I can do yours though, just don't... hold high hopes for 'em.
Oh that's good... I'll try to stay on your good side in that case.
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